Tears for Queers Officially Open Summer with UN Secretary General, Ban Ki-moon

TfQ Summer starts here playlist

Sun, shorts, park, beach, hummus dips and hot lips.  The northern hemisphere rejoiced today as Tears for Queers promised “all this and more”, at the official launch of summer alongside italo-disco legend and UN Secretary General, Ban Ki-moon.

UN Secretary General, Ban Ki-moon: “The park is my dancefloor.  I can’t wait to shag ass with Tears for Queers’ summer hits”

To coincide with their opening of the summer season, Tears for Queers have unleashed a sensational summer playlist free on Spotify.  Said Ban, “Summer’s here, at least 35% of the Security Council are already topless and I cannot wait to shag ass to these summer hits”.

Some critics have expressed alarm that the UN should be embracing such a beguilingly provocative playlist as unconfirmed reports emerged of outbreaks of spontaneous love-making across the planet.  Pressed on these concerns, the rejuvenated Secretary General announced enigmatically, “the park is my dancefloor”, before high fiving Tears for Queers and sashaying towards the exit.

To enjoy this exalted summer-starts-here playlist completely free, please click here to open spotify:

TfQ Summer starts here playlist

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One response to “Tears for Queers Officially Open Summer with UN Secretary General, Ban Ki-moon

  1. Pingback: Hawking slams TfQ plan to travel to sun and save UK summer | Tears for Queers

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