Panic spread through London this morning after a giant, burning ball of fire was spotted in an alarmingly blue sky. Following official reassurance from Tears for Queers that this soaring, opiate orb was the Sun, Londoners have scampered squinting in to its joyous light. There are unconfirmed reports of vests and shorts in parks across the city.
In celebration of this resurrection, here is a bone fide summer anthem, Bar-be-que by wonderous Wendy Rene. ¡Olé!